10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- It's Free To Fold...
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986