10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.