10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.