10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.