10 Random Poker Quotes

• Welcome to kicker school
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "No river, no fish."
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die