10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!