10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "No river, no fish."