10 Random Poker Quotes

• im going to 2 out you to death
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Never educate a stupid poker player.