10 Random Poker Quotes

• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson