10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.