10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"