10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.