10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.