10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.