10 Random Poker Quotes

• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus