10 Random Poker Quotes

• "No river, no fish."
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike