10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth