10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Fold and live to fold again
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.