10 Random Poker Quotes

• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Fook the floosh droo!