10 Random Poker Quotes

To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
"Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
"In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.