10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson