10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Fook the floosh droo!
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.