10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi