10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "No river, no fish."
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.