10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo