10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event