10 Random Poker Quotes

• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• It's Free To Fold...
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio