10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Welcome to kicker school
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."