10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus