10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.