10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Welcome to kicker school
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die