10 Random Poker Quotes

• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek