10 Random Poker Quotes

• Welcome to kicker school
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier