10 Random Poker Quotes

• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Fold and live to fold again
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."