10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."