10 Random Poker Quotes

• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.