10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Welcome to kicker school
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright