10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Fold and live to fold again
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'