10 Random Poker Quotes

• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine