10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Poker is for loners.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer