10 Random Poker Quotes

• Why not, when some because there are three.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Welcome to kicker school
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "No river, no fish."