10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986