10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike