10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.