10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Never educate a stupid poker player.