10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.