10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Poker is for loners.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."