10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.