10 Random Poker Quotes

• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water