10 Random Poker Quotes

• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Fook the floosh droo!
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "No river, no fish."